Fluent Sarcasm Script – Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Brace yourself for TheHoodie's Fluent Sarcasm Script – the unisex hooded sweatshirt that speaks fluent “tell it like it is” with a side of cheek. This epic hoodie comes in classic black, featuring sharp, black ink typography that'll have your mates rolling their eyes and chuckling in no time. Made from eco-conscious materials, it's as comfy as your favourite PJ's but ready to rock as soon as you step out.

Slide into this mid-heavy weight legend when you've got zero patience for drama but a full schedule of banter. Designed with a snug lined hood to hide that killer bedhead, and a kangaroo pocket perfect for stashing snacks or your mobile while you perfect your epic comebacks. Whether you're sprucing up your streetwear game or layering up for a late-night Macca's run, TheHoodie's got your back – literally. Plus, with its preshrunk genius, you can chuck it in the wash without accidentally downsizing to fit your pet kangaroo.

So, if sarcasm is your second language and humour your personal brand, why not wear it like a champ? This hoodie is all about keeping you comfy and equipped to serve looks that are heavy on style and light on taking life too seriously. Don't just speak fluent sarcasm – wear it!

Army, Asphalt Marle, Black, Bone, Burgundy, Camel, Coal, Cobalt, Copper, Ecru, Grey Marle, Navy, Petrol Blue, Pine Green, Sand, Smoke, Walnut, White, White Marle:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill CVC fleece

Safety Orange, Safety Yellow:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 65% recycled polyester 35% cotton anti-pill CVC fleece

Camo, Black Camo:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester anti-pill CVC fleece

Organic Natural, Organic Black:

→ Mid-heavy weight, 350 GSM, 100% organic cotton

Pullover hood, inset sleeves, kangaroo pocket, lined hood, tonal shoestring drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

• Machine wash cold with like colours
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron (print area)
• Line dry in shade